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  January 22, 2026

  Killer Whale: Two girls, one rock, zero good decisions.

  Mr. November

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  January 20, 2026

  Night Patrol: The night shift is understaffed, overarmed, and clinically vampiric.

  Mr. November

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  January 19, 2026

  28 Years Later The Bone Temple: Zombies? No. Worse. A man with branding.

  Mr. November

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  January 19, 2026

  Eminence Front: The weather outside is frightful and the voices are also not great.

  Mr. November

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  January 16, 2026

  OBEX: An 8-Bit Quest for Love, Validation, and Not Dying Alone (In 1987)

  Mr. November

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  January 16, 2026

  The Truth of Carcosa: I regret to inform you Carcosa has been approved by committee.

  Mr. November

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  January 15, 2026

  The Age of Calamities: Prestige calamity, served with a shit-eating grin.

  Mr. November

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  January 14, 2026

  Sleepwalker: Panettiere acting like rent’s due while the script sleepwalks to the fridge

  Mr. November

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  January 14, 2026

  Pig Wife: You Know What Would Fix This? Not Going Into the Mine.

  Mr. November

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  January 13, 2026

  The Wind Witch Murders: 100% Chance of Gaslighting

  Mr. November