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  January 16, 2026

  OBEX: An 8-Bit Quest for Love, Validation, and Not Dying Alone (In 1987)

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  January 16, 2026

  The Truth of Carcosa: I regret to inform you Carcosa has been approved by committee.

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  January 15, 2026

  The Age of Calamities: Prestige calamity, served with a shit-eating grin.

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  January 14, 2026

  Sleepwalker: Panettiere acting like rent’s due while the script sleepwalks to the fridge

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  January 14, 2026

  Pig Wife: You Know What Would Fix This? Not Going Into the Mine.

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  January 13, 2026

  The Wind Witch Murders: 100% Chance of Gaslighting

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  January 12, 2026

  Primate: Cujo, But With Hands and Opinions

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  January 9, 2026

  The Bloody Brick Road: Ruby Slippers, Dirty Cops, and a Whole Lotta What-the-Fuck

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  January 8, 2026

  We Bury the Dead: A Zombie Movie That Went to Therapy and Came Back Worse

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  January 6, 2026

  The Plague: Chlorine, Chaos, and the Little Lord of the Flies With a Rash

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